riddlemetom:

Bradley gets fed up with Ellen’s picture taking incompetence 

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its-tuesday-again:

i have two moods:

  • sleep is for the weak
  • sleeping for a week

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pi4nobl4ck:

Makeup reincarnation

pi4nobl4ck:

Makeup reincarnation

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emmiinfinite:

the-rogue-0f-light:

thiinka:

neathdote:

pocahontasthelittlewanton:

#NAILED IT

THIS LITTLE FUCKER IS FLUENT IN MULTIPLE DEAD LANGUAGES, IS CONSIDERED ONE OF THE MOST MAGNIFICENT LINGUISTS OF HIS TIME AND HAS BASICALLY TAUGHT HIMSELF HOW TO SPEAK ATLANTIAN, A LANGUAGE NOT EVEN THOUGHT TO BE REAL, ON HIS OWN AND HE CANT SAY KIDAGAKASH. WOW. GOOD JOB MILO FUCKING THATCH. A+ JOB RIGHT THERE. 

dude he’s floored by beautiful woman don’t be too hard on him

he’s climbing this huge pillar/tower thing, it looks very windy, and he’s staring at her amazing ass while he’s trying to say that. a few weeks earlier he rarely spent time out of the boiler room or away from his cat. i think he did well, all things considered.

just gonna say I love this movie


Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?

carryonmy-assbutt:

robots-please:

jordanjordanjordanjordan:

01012012:

theneverendingdrums:

stravaganza:

the-ss-destiel:

BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

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uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium

no it’s vibranium

you mean FREEDOMIUM

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Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?

No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.

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now my favourite post on tumblr

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itseasytoremember:

Shout out to that one shirt that’s fit you for like, 5 years no matter how much your body has changed

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urbies:

Great moments in tv history

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varadamudra:

heysophyska:

tithe-pig:

myoneandonlywonderland:

Sheldon the tiny dinosaur
Part 4/4

Sheldon is just too adorable.

:3

Sheldon is the cutest thing.


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benditlikebecm:

this is probably the greatest thing i’ve ever seen in my entire life
wow

benditlikebecm:

this is probably the greatest thing i’ve ever seen in my entire life

wow

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vudoux:

there just isn’t enough time in between classes to make a full bowel movement and it isn’t fair. i apologize dear teacher for my tardy, i was busy composing symphony number 9 a la my asshole.

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finnthehumanbi:

Maybe Pixar refuses to make a sequel because they know they’ll ever top this

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jaylowman:

This otter was attacked by a crocodile, fought back, and had him for lunch. 
Fuck the system.

jaylowman:

This otter was attacked by a crocodile, fought back, and had him for lunch. 

Fuck the system.

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